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Apr 1

You coulda’ been a constant. Also, why?

private static readonly bool _isSolutionDerivedTrue = true;
private static readonly bool _isSolutionDerivedFalse = false;

Most Useful Methods Ever, part 1 (courtesy of TheDailyWTF)

public bool ShowOptional()
{
    bool bolReturn = false;

    return bolReturn;
}

“I Don’t Know”.ToJson();

public string ToJson()
{
    var s = new StringBuilder("{");
    for (var i = 0; i < CustomField.CustomFieldOption.Count; i++)
    {
        var item = CustomField.CustomFieldOption[i];
        s.Append("\"" + item.CustomFieldOptionId + "\"");
        s.Append(":\"" + item.OptionName + "\"");
        if (i < CustomField.CustomFieldOption.Count - 1)
        {
            s.Append(",");
        }
    }
    s.Append("}");
    return s.ToString();
}

Validation Is Out Of Range

if (!saveAccount.IsValid())
{
    throw new ArgumentOutOfRangeException();
}

triming names

'---Names:
 
'---LName
'-- Delete leading and trailing chr(10) and chr(13)
If Left(Trim(LNameEntry), 1) = Chr(10) Or Left(Trim(LNameEntry), 1) = Chr(13) Then
    LNameEntry = Mid(Trim(LNameEntry), 2)
End If
If Right(Trim(LNameEntry), 1) = Chr(10) Or Right(Trim(LNameEntry), 1) = Chr(13) Then
    LNameEntry = Mid(Trim(LNameEntry), 1, Len(Trim(LNameEntry)) - 1)
End If
'---Delete double spaces
Do Until InStr(LNameEntry, "  ") = 0
    LNameEntry = Replace(LNameEntry, "  ", " ")
Loop
 
'---FName
'-- Delete leading and trailing chr(10) and chr(13)
If Left(Trim(FNameEntry), 1) = Chr(10) Or Left(Trim(FNameEntry), 1) = Chr(13) Then
    FNameEntry = Mid(Trim(FNameEntry), 2)
End If
If Right(Trim(FNameEntry), 1) = Chr(10) Or Right(Trim(FNameEntry), 1) = Chr(13) Then
    FNameEntry = Mid(Trim(FNameEntry), 1, Len(Trim(FNameEntry)) - 1)
End If
'---Delete double spaces
Do Until InStr(FNameEntry, "  ") = 0
    FNameEntry = Replace(FNameEntry, "  ", " ")
Loop

is it empty?

if (Session["startDate"] + "" == "")
{
    Session["startDate"] = DateTime.Now.ToShortDateString();
}

hacky

Dim hacky As String = Newtonsoft.Json.JsonConvert
                                          .SerializeObject(singleresult)
hacky = "{""Result"": " + hacky + " }"

Nov 6

ಠ_ಠ

if (Object.defineProperty)
{
    Object.defineProperty(window, "ಠ_ಠ", 
    { 
        get: function () { return Math.random() * 1000 < 1; } 
    });
}
else
{
    window.ಠ_ಠ = false;
}

// ...

var ajaxLoading = (function ($) {

    var ajaxLoading = {

        addTimeout: function (element, message)
        {
            // Put up an animated GIF while loading

            // ...

            var sourceImage = !ಠ_ಠ
                ? "/content/ajax-loader.gif"
                : "/content/pacman-loader.gif";

            // ...

MIGHT miss what?

IF LEN(@settings) > 7500
    RAISERROR 16000 ‘Settings IS too long AND you might miss ‘

Oct 4

nop

function nop()
{
    if (Math.random() == 0.1234567890)
    {
        for (var i = 0; i < arguments.length; i++)
        {
            console.log(arguments[i]);
        }
    }
}